When you do something horrible don't try to make up for it by "getting closer to God". You're a creep and I don't want you anywhere near Me.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 22, 2015Visa Application now:
Purpose of visit is leisure?
Nope
Business?
Nope
Tourist?
Nope
THEN WHAT?
Beef chilli
Is it polite to photobomb a, er, honeymooning couple's selfies in the aerobridge?
— Satbir Singh (@thesatbir) May 27, 2015Beautiful #Palau! Rock Islands Southern Lagoon, with over 400 islands, lagoons, coral reefs is a #WorldHeritage site. pic.twitter.com/lb8WM1OCBJ
— Sam Cristoforetti (@AstroSamantha) May 28, 2015Mumbai Indians scripted a superb win; perhaps the most impressive in the history of the IPL considering how they started the season...
— Cricketwallah (@cricketwallah) May 24, 2015What do you tell a child who gets 95 per cent and wants to put her paper for re-evaluation? #CBSEResult
— Rajdeep Sardesai (@sardesairajdeep) May 25, 2015First it was LG vs Samsung. Now LG vs Kejriwal. Let's see who's more durable.
— Lloyd Mathias (@LloydMathias) May 23, 2015