Ok, traffic police, what does this light mean? pic.twitter.com/32oupWQygX— Madhu Menon (@madmanweb) February 16, 2018
My MBA demanded a 90% attendance and had only mediocre teachers. My graduation demanded 75% attendance and had more mediocre teachers.— Vivek (@kaul_vivek) February 14, 2018
Compulsory attendance is just a weapon in the hands of mediocre teachers and their administrators. If the teacher is good, students will attend.
The police just pulled me over, he came up to my window and said, “Papers?”— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) February 13, 2018
I said, “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.
I think he wants a re-match he's been chasing me for 45 minutes.
I deleted a tweet because it was brought to my attention a similar joke was made when I was like 6. I apologize for not deeply researching every joke I make and will dedicate all of my time to finding every video and audio clip ever recorded to make sure it never happens again.— Sarcasticsapien (@Sarcasticsapien) February 11, 2018
My Valentine’s Day message to all the juniors:— kainaz karmakar (@spalifekainaz) February 14, 2018
Unless your name is Valentine, today is not a holiday for you. Kindly come to work. With ideas. Great ideas.#workinggirl
Looking at the number of bank employees being exposed...— Animesh Bhatt (@AnimeshBhatt) February 16, 2018
Banks need to focus first on KYE (Know Your Employees)...
instead of KYC (Know Your Customers)..!!
Watching passengers get up and reach for their bags as soon as the flight lands reminds me of a British airways pilot’s announcement - “pls remain seated till we come to a complete halt as in my twenty years of flying, I haven’t seen a passenger beat the aircraft to the gate”— Abhay Pandey (@Abhay__Pandey) February 14, 2018