Mondays have attitude. Everyone hates them.Tuesdays & Wednesdays are grounded, reminding u to roll up your sleeves & get to work. But Thursdays? So nondescript, everyone tries to skip past them, eager to greet those fun-loving Fridays! Never be a Thursday! Have a good one anyway!— Sonal Dabral (@agracadabra) May 17, 2018
In other news, Uber has finally discovered the taxi model, now at Bangalore airport you wait in a queue, and get into the first car available pic.twitter.com/Q99a15Jhj3— Rishi Seth (@sethrishi) May 16, 2018
Everyone in the world is self-centered… Its just the radius that makes difference…— AD (@anaggh) May 16, 2018
I felt for Yuvraj today. One of India's greatest white-ball players. Those two balls were in his arc. There is a lesson there for all of us. That which we think is easy today, which we take for granted, will one day become difficult.— Harsha Bhogle (@bhogleharsha) May 16, 2018
Mumbai Cricket Club: Boundary kitana rahega Wankhede me ?— Grumpy (@XtreamGrumpy) May 16, 2018
Contractor: Super built up me 100 meter ka hai lekin carpet me 55 meters ka rahega..
twitter made me realise that every side of an argument can be wrong— Adhiraj Singh (@UudBilawManus) May 14, 2018
Yaar, politicians have it so easy. Imagine us telling a client: “your last agency screwed up with deliveries in 1997, 2005 and 2016. You never said anything then. Why are you expecting us to be any better?”— Satbir Singh (@thesatbir) May 17, 2018