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India captain Sunil Chhetri scored twice as they beat Thailand 4-1 in the Asian Cup.

It was his 66th and 67th international goal.

He now has more international goals than Lionel Messi, despite playing 24 fewer games.

Some achievement.#THAIND pic.twitter.com/fha10COKqB

— bet365 (@bet365) January 6, 2019

The internet has shown me the error of my ways.
I realise now that ‘dog’ is an abbreviated form of the correct name ‘doggo’.
‘Pup’ is ditto for the correct ‘pupper’
Another fact I have learnt is that the animal name for Homo Sapiens is ‘Hooman’. pic.twitter.com/fv3O93Hkam

— Ajay Gahlaut (@meajay) January 10, 2019

Spice Jet pilot gives two gems during the Kolkata-Bangalore flight. 1. Air hostess is reeling out an ad for Bharatmatrimony (new ad avenue for flights?) and end with "find a happy marriage." Immediately, pilot uses his PA system: "Happy marriages are a myth."

— Mohit Rao (@mohitmrao) January 8, 2019

It’s 9 degrees. You hit the bathroom, mix water to a lovely 51 degrees, undress and go bonkers looking for the mug. You dress up again, search around the house and find the mug in an unlikely place. #creativefamily pic.twitter.com/7GYpW30RUj

— Satbir Singh (@thesatbir) January 9, 2019

@bhogleharsha @Jaspritbumrah93 The only problem from your great series win may be the next generation of Aussie cricketers you have inspired! ������ pic.twitter.com/dmZNClOcBx

— Michael Curtin (@c_u_r_t_o) January 9, 2019

This pilot photographs storms from the airplane cockpit https://t.co/F2SdUaipo4 pic.twitter.com/8iPEpSaWe7

— CNN International (@cnni) January 10, 2019

Before the start of this series #AusvInd #AusvsInd
Ricky Ponting had predicted..
“Usman Khawaja will just pip Kohli”
- But Kohli made 282 runs to Usman Khawaja's 198 runs
"Australia will win series 2-1"
- But India won 2-1

— Mohandas Menon (@mohanstatsman) January 7, 2019