Shit. I forgot Jesus's birthday, didn't I.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 26, 2014
Must go on a diet after indulging too much on Good Governance Day.
— Ajay Gahlaut (@meajay) December 26, 2014
Steven Smith posts on facebook: "It's been a great year. Thanks for being part of it" And tags all Indian bowlers. #AusvInd
#ImportantQuestion Did Ishant get veg food for lunch? Hope not. He bowled pretty well when he didn't get it at Brisbane.
— Ashish Magotra (@clutchplay) December 26, 2014
"Merry Christmas!" from the Obamas in this #ThrowbackThursday snap: http://t.co/Y6XOq203dR pic.twitter.com/ZQ26b8efeb
— World News Tonight (@WNTonight) December 26, 2014
Steve Smith updated his FB status: In a long term relationship with Indian bowlers. #AUSvIND
— Gaurav Sethi (@BoredCricket) December 26, 2014
I am always in awe of those men and women who are perfectly groomed, made up, awash with perfume for the 6 am flight.
— AD (@anaggh) December 26, 2014
"What's water?" "It's like Twitter but less essential"
— Azeem Banatwalla (@TheBanat) December 26, 2014
You better watch out, You better not cry, Better not pout, I'm telling you why...Santa Claus is coming to town...via Vashi...may be a while.
— Virr Das (@thevirdas) December 24, 2014
TRIVIA: Indian politicians don't make new year resolutions because every time they try to, they feel the urge to walk out of the room
— Rohan (@mojorojo) December 26, 2014