T.O.M tweets this week

Life called: They're all out of lemons. It's over.

— Sanjay Arora (@chiefsanjay) November 30, 2012

When the National Commission for Women runs a full-page ad in a power daily, you know there is an economic downturn

— Madhavan Narayanan (@madversity) November 30, 2012

Just got reminded of the golden rule from my good friend, he who has the gold makes the rules.

— Sidharth Rao (@sidharthrao) November 24, 2012

Sanjeev Bhatt got a blackberry from the Cong; now his wife gets a ticket. Seriously, how can a serving officer appear so partisan?

— shammy baweja (@shammybaweja) November 30, 2012

Somebody should tell Arvind Kejriwal that a political party is supposed to fight assembly or Lok Sabha elections, not Gymkhana Club's.

— Rahul Pandita (@rahulpandita) November 25, 2012

Tumharay pass computer hai, tablet hai, smart phone hai. Meray paas kya hai? Meray paas? Meray pass #66A hai :-)) #Filmi

— Omar Abdullah (@abdullah_omar) November 30, 2012

"By the time the Bangalore metro is ready, we'll have flying cars anyway" -- @sonykphilip

— Arun Raghavan (@louiswu) November 30, 2012

.@louiswu @atulchitnis @sonykphilip For Muumbai Metro we plan to wait 'til Plate Tectonics get Colaba and Panvel back together.

— Paritosh Joshi (@paritoshZero) November 30, 2012

Ministers to discuss white paper on black money

— Nimesh Shah (@sarcatrist) November 29, 2012

There was a time when some copywriter somewhere in the world was dreaming up scam ad ideas for WonderBra. Now they are focused on Scrabble?

— bhatnaturally (@bhatnaturally) November 28, 2012

Problem with mostly flwing journos is thatexhortations to read Caravan's profile of Arnab G (READ IT!) begin to sound like Arnab himself.

— kavitharao (@kavitharao) November 30, 2012