The rape accused have now begun praying for the speedy recovery of the 23 yr old victim. THIS has got to be the joke of this century & prev!
— twilightfairy (@twilightfairy) December 28, 2012
Sachin quits ODIs. Ratan quits the Tatas. Newsweek quits the news stands. A week of goodbyes...
"Our quote was taken out of context" - Mayans
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) December 21, 2012
Today, you pay respects to the 'Super Sitar', then celebrate the 'Superstar' and then shop till you die #PanditRaviShankar #Rajnikanth #GOSF
— Karthik Nagarajan (@The_Karthik) December 12, 2012
After the IOA, India's boxing body has also been suspended. In other words, the government of India doesn't even give us a sporting chance.
— lindsay pereira (@lindsaypereira) December 7, 2012
Remember. When you Diageo, please don't Piaggio.
— Sonal Dabral (@agracadabra) November 22, 2012
(Somewhere up there:)Bal Thackeray: "Kasa kai?"Recent arrival: "Kasab kai"
— Mahesh Murthy (@maheshmurthy) November 21, 2012
ROFL! RT @sushmitsarkar The queue at Starbucks in Mumbai is so long tht an enterprising chap has been spotted selling chai to those waiting
— Namrata Balwani (@mysti) November 1, 2012
Draupadi was the first L'Oreal brand ambassador- 5 problems, One Solution
— soumik sen (@bangdu) November 9, 2012
If due to Kejriwal's exposé, HSBC has to shut down, will I have to clear my credit card dues? #hopeful
— Satbir Singh (@thesatbir) November 9, 2012
What Haryana politician meant: "if you go out of your home of your own free will, anything that happens to you after that is consensual."
— Kanika Gahlaut (@kanikagahlaut) October 12, 2012
Mr. Mallya should think of paying his Airlines staff in kind. With KF beer.
— Gautam Ghosh (@GautamGhosh) October 5, 2012
If they had watched or remembered "Children of a Lesser God", I don't think they would have nominated Barfi as an Oscar entry.
— namchu (@namchu) October 1, 2012
#volkswagen! Putting husbands out of business. First a talking, now a vibrating newspaper.
— russell barrett (@doublebarrett) September 11, 2012
#AseemTrivedi : "A patriot," wrote Edward Abbey "must always be ready to defend his country against his government" - aol.it/RW9lW5
— sprayrose (@sprayrose) September 14, 2012
#justsaying If NDTV had not distracted Sir Martin Sorrell, WPP would have picked up Taproot. Japan's gain for now.
— Amith Prabhu (@amithpr) August 29, 2012
Talon ka latakna Rally ki bahaarRail ko rokna Aam logon par prahaar Mubarak ho aapko ji, yeh 'Bharat Bandh' ka tyohaar!
— Swapan Seth (@swapanseth) September 20, 2012
Oh my god! If the government manages to ban Twitter altogether some day, we will all have to go back to work.
— Sachin Kalbag (@SachinKalbag) August 21, 2012
In a few years, we may well need to start calling it the Banana Republic day. For now, Happy Republic day India.
— amreekandesi (@amreekandesi) January 26, 2012
News is the raw material and outrage is the product. Media is the industry that processes and sells it. Politicians could learn from that.
— Bombay Addict (@b50) December 30, 2012
