In your professional career many a times you don’t have to like your boss but survive him.— AD (@anaggh) February 20, 2017
India's newest Test centre has produced a pitch that's looking like 100 days old— Sambit Bal (@sambitbal) February 23, 2017
"KYA TUMNE KABHI KISI SE PYAAR KIYA?"— Ojas. (@Ojasism) February 21, 2017
"KABHI KISI KO DIL DIYA?"
"KABHI KISI KO VOTE DIYA?"
"NEW PHONE WHO DIS?"
Me: Revenge is a dish best served cold.— Siddharth Dudeja (@sidudeja) February 19, 2017
Mom: La beta garam karke deti hu.
Looks like the 14th objective of demonetisation was to reduce spends in the #IPLAuction.— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) February 20, 2017
Evergreen tweet https://t.co/B3wpO6ZVYO— Rohan (@mojorojo) February 20, 2017
Mumbai weather - Summer on Odd Dates, Winter on Even Dates— Dhunji S. Wadia (@dhunji) February 22, 2017
#IPLAuction ends.— Fandromeda (@PlayFandromeda) February 20, 2017
Disappointed that the auctioneer did not end it by telling the teams - "Well paid. Well paid."
If we're all so worried that robots will take away human jobs in the future let's just not make them. No?— Ajay Gahlaut (@meajay) February 23, 2017
Took only 3 months of Trump for NASA to find SEVEN EARTH-LIKE PLANETS.— RasamOfRealpolitik (@sidin) February 22, 2017