"Normal SMS rates will apply on Diwali day" is the new 'Mutual fund investments are subject to market risks'
— Madhavan Narayanan (@madversity) October 28, 2016
hardly any crackers. Maybe I am speaking too soon. But b/w prices, anti pollution, and child labour campaigns - noise has declined #Diwali
#Delhi Metro train decorated with #Diwali greetings. pic.twitter.com/O0mX0M6498
— All India Radio News (@airnewsalerts) October 27, 2016
What the hell is this 'diya desh ke naam'?
— Ankur Bhardwaj (@Bhayankur) October 27, 2016
Let Diwali be Diwali na. Why are channels trying to make it about nationalism?
A boss in India is giving away 1,260 cars and 400 homes to his staff as a Diwali bonus https://t.co/MMW6UaU5iM
— TIME (@TIME) October 28, 2016
Looking at the demand for Gold, Michael Phelps should set up a shop in India. #HappyDhanteras
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) October 28, 2016
Amsterdam airport wants you to spend some part of your Diwali budget there �� pic.twitter.com/zaJ3P36ExA
— Kanchan Kumar (@kanchankumar) October 27, 2016
Suddenly realised one has to send Diwali gifts to clients and biz associates. No time. Perils of turning entrepreneur.
— Satbir Singh (@thesatbir) October 27, 2016
Let's reserve the boom-boom for the bedroom.
— Kanika Bhatia (@kanikabhatia14) October 28, 2016
For the singles, we always have the Xbox. #HelloDiwali
Every Diwali the Ambanis open their gates so that Laxmi can come out and visit your houses.
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) October 28, 2016
I miss the simplicity of the festive celebrations when Diwali meant visiting neighbours with a plate of mithai covered with a cloth napkin.
— Ray Stings (@Purba_Ray) October 28, 2016
Inspired by PM Modi's call, students handover 40,000 Diwali getting cards to army #Sandesh2Soldiershttps://t.co/x7kYB0GjAq via NMApp
— narendramodi_in (@narendramodi_in) October 27, 2016