Woods scandal: New mistresses claim Tiger's stripes

"Last week Tiger Woods hit a tree and a bunch of ladies fell out." (via @sethmeyers21 on Twitter) If you're the world's highest earning athlete right now, it is an extremely difficult time. The past week would have unfolded like a nightmare. The paparazzi is offering exorbitant prices to those who will get the next Tiger Woods mistress. Practically speaking, every few hours someone is claiming to have made love to Tiger Woods.