T.O.M. Tweets

A piece of advice for my young Creative friends. Don’t respect your boss and his designation blindly. Unless he (or she) can make you and your work better, he has done nothing to deserve it.

— Bobby Pawar (@FRIEDFOODBRAIN) January 13, 2018

Mom is sending me live updates from Hema Malini’s session at The Hindu Lit Fest in chennai. Man, I’m missing something fun alright! ?? pic.twitter.com/HNJsn256qS

— Ram (@ram_k27) January 16, 2018

Pakistani and Indian fans these days after every match. ������ pic.twitter.com/JkzDHXkkws

— Ahsan. ���� (@iPakistaniLAD) January 17, 2018

I casually made a survey asking people..

What is on 26th Jan..??

93.7% replied "Dry day."

This is disturbing.

We have to educate remaining 6.3% immediately !! ( WA)

— Harsh Goenka (@hvgoenka) January 18, 2018

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

— Reg Saddler (@zaibatsu) January 18, 2018

In May 2010, a guy bought 2 pizzas in exchange of 10,000 bitcoins. At today’s rate, each pizza is worth $50 million.

— ਸਰਬਜੀਤ ਸਿੰਘ (@nihang) January 17, 2018

When a crime happens and two police stations tell you it doesn't come under their jurisdiction pic.twitter.com/yzLeGq0p6j

— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) January 16, 2018

*After wedding*

Mom: Is envelope pe naam nahi likha hai. Dekh zara
Guy: Ye vo general store wale sharma ji ka hai
Mom: Tujhe kaise pata?
Guy: Envelope me 100 rs ke saath ek eclair hai

— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) January 13, 2018

#SoTrue #BeHappy win what u have pic.twitter.com/aD70IwzwZ3

— Mohit Joshi (MoJo) (@mohitjo) January 17, 2018