STATGASM! Of the 2,000+ ODI cricketers, 99.4% of them have not even scored HALF as many runs as Sachin Tendulkar.
— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) October 10, 2013
Radio ads are the armpit of advertising.
— Oobleck (@slckrqn) October 10, 2013
At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 10, 2013
Is Rahul Gandhi... ...a rapper? No. …a saxophonist? No. …a glucose biscuit? No. Then why is the bleddy media calling him Rahul G?
— Vikas Munipalle (@PabloVikasso) October 7, 2013
Oliver Stone says the 'Breaking Bad' finale had too much violence. This comes from the guy who wrote 'Scarface'.
— Dharmesh Gandhi (@dharmeshG) October 10, 2013
The shock of Sachin's retirement was diffused over the past 2 yrs post the WC win, As if he was retiring every day, bit by bit. Inevitablity
— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) October 11, 2013
If India can survive Gandhi's assassination, Satyajit Ray's passing away, and Besharam's flop, I'm sure it will survive Sachin's retirement.
— Pritish Nandy (@PritishNandy) October 11, 2013
“@virendersehwag Sachin announcement hasn't sunk in. feels like an integral part of me is in transition!” No way he's written this himself.
— Fake IPL Player (@_fakeiplplayer) October 11, 2013
‘Thank you for making me look so beautiful for 24 years’ - cricket will tell Sachin as he plays his last test in his home ground. #SRT
— Siddharth (@Actor_Siddharth) October 10, 2013
The 5 wise men who first selected Sachin Tendulkar in 1989: RS Dungarpur, Akash Lal, Ramesh Saxena, GR Viswanath & Naren Tamhane
— Mohandas Menon (@mohanstatsman) October 10, 2013
