Mumbai #meatban: Fish allowed because it is not slaughtered,dies when out of water,' Maharashtra govt tells court (this is getting funnier)
— RUPESH SHETTY (@Impres78) September 11, 2015
Wen ur legal defens is da last 2 lines of Macchli Jal Ki Raani Hai https://t.co/lT1dZ76iu0
Trying to get him to sleep: "beta, when you yawn, you should go sleep." "Dad, I'm always yawning in class."
— Satbir Singh (@thesatbir) September 5, 2015
Boom. Cycle comes on the wrong side, bangs into car. Cyclist shouts ‘Gadhe, dekh kar chalao’
— AD (@anaggh) September 9, 2015
Venus and Serena Williams have combined for 28 Grand Slam titles. To put that in perspective, you and your sister have 0 Grand Slam titles.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 9, 2015
Distant rumble in the sky, as if it is hungry :) Hope it rains tonight. pic.twitter.com/UI59zLnlgy
— Karthik Srinivasan (@beastoftraal) September 6, 2015
Thought For The Day pic.twitter.com/DcqLcDGFZd
— Swapan Seth (@swapanseth) September 11, 2015
#agencylife pic.twitter.com/wG0WMXhWHa
— Neha Yadav (@Superneha83) September 9, 2015
