Its been pointed out that my name sounds like 10th May.
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) May 10, 2015
Prayer is founded on the fundamental misconception that I take requests.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 8, 2015
Someone whose profile says 'Collections, XYZ Bank' viewed my LinkedIn profile. Should I be worried?
— Satbir Singh (@thesatbir) May 6, 2015
The number of Karthiks (and Kartiks) and Nikhil Narayanans I know is not funny at all.
— Karthik Srinivasan (@beastoftraal) May 14, 2015
Here are some glimpses from the spectacular cultural programme. pic.twitter.com/j15yN3PBA4
— Narendra Modi (@narendramodi) May 14, 2015
The Earth Moves Under her Feet. Again.
— barkha dutt (@BDUTT) May 12, 2015
Expecting an app to be the mantra for sales & customer loyalty is like expecting weighing scales to help you lose weight.
— Ashok Lalla (@ashoklalla) May 15, 2015
