Ganesh seems like the only guest who comes to your home and waits 11 days before he uses the pool. Quite polite. #calmdown
— Virr Das (@thevirdas) August 28, 2014
Japanese-English quick translation & ready reckoner of PM @narendramodi tweets on forthcoming visit to Japan. pic.twitter.com/N4bfguvYAW
Now that @twitter has opened it's analytics, SM companies will need to play a different ball game for spends on twitter :)
— Hardik Shah (@hardik) August 28, 2014
A female prisoner told her guard she'd marry him if he helped her escape. This is an example of using a proposition to end a sentence with.
— Ian Duhig (@ianduhig) August 28, 2014
We've just emailed @manutd for a friendly. Looking for an easy game before season begins.
— Sandwell Ladies Fc (@Sandwell_Ladies) August 26, 2014
Every country in the world looks stunning in satellite photos. The trick is to never zoom in. #Profoundukut
— EthanolDefenceLeague (@sidin) August 28, 2014
In Tamil Nadu, Kohli means hen. In England, it seems to mean duck.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) August 27, 2014
In 1995 when I launched ESPN in india - we started to show Kabbadi then. First @ssbadal discussed this with me years ago and now two leagues
— Lalit Kumar Modi (@LalitKModi) August 24, 2014
Open analytics are a boon for clients & bane for so many fly by night social media agencies fleecing clients. I for one welcome it! #twitter
— Uditvanu Das (@primaveron) August 28, 2014
