Brands: Give us a higher purpose. Something that serves humanity and spreads goodness and light.— Ajay Gahlaut (@meajay) November 30, 2017
Brands: That’s where the money is.
Me: Dad, I want to quit my— PUNekar (@ketanpunekarrr) November 27, 2017
Dad: what, why??
Me: Main stand up comedy
Karna chahta hun.
Dad: Arey log hasenge..
Me: Thanks dad!
*kicked out of the house*
Committees can criticize, but they cannot create. Search the parks in all your cities. You’ll find no statues of committees. - David Ogilvy— Khai (@ThamKhaiMeng) November 29, 2017
HATERS:— Lewis Howes (@LewisHowes) November 30, 2017
Attack you to feel better
Take zero responsibility
Resentful they aren’t you
Sad and jealous
RT if you don't believe a single trending hashtag is genuine anymore.— Vir Das (@thevirdas) November 27, 2017
Even If I was to read the #strategy #design document behind this- I don't think I will be able to #appreciate it. It kills the #speed and #thrill part of it- and even 1 is subdued. pic.twitter.com/pAEsxjJT79— sanjeev kotnala (@S_kotnala) November 27, 2017
Boyfriend: Goodnight.— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) November 28, 2017
Girlfriend: Only goodnight? Aren’t you forgetting something?
Boyfriend: Oh. Dear Customer, as per Govt. directive, it's mandatory to link your Aadhaar to all your bank A/cs before 31-Dec'17.