To all the mistakes I’ve made in life: Happy Teacher’s Day.— Ajay Gahlaut (@meajay) September 5, 2018
Goosebumps as usual from Nike https://t.co/65S2LaPrHc— Navin Kansal (@newkans) September 6, 2018
I told my doctor that my back hurt when I woke up in the morning.— Mens Farm (@MensPharm) September 3, 2018
He told me to wake up in the afternoon.
Hey remember that time when you just HAD to have a pair of @Nike Air Jordans and you begged your parents to buy you some? Do you remember what political party you affiliated with or even cared about?— Jesse Stay (@Jesse) September 6, 2018
Neither do today's teenagers.
Quote of the Day: "I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented." - R. Buckminster Fuller— John Lusher (@JohnLusher) September 7, 2018
A Teachers Day story. Once IBM lost a big order. The manager put in his resignation, detailed all his mistakes & then rose to leave. Tom Watson handed his resignation back to him saying, “Why would I accept this when I have just invested one million dollars in your education?”— Joy Bhattacharjya (@joybhattacharj) September 5, 2018
I made dinner reservations for my wife's birthday and told the host there's an extra $20 for the bartenders if they card her.— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) September 5, 2018