T.O.M. Tweets

To all the mistakes I’ve made in life: Happy Teacher’s Day.

— Ajay Gahlaut (@meajay) September 5, 2018

Goosebumps as usual from Nike https://t.co/65S2LaPrHc

— Navin Kansal (@newkans) September 6, 2018

I told my doctor that my back hurt when I woke up in the morning.

He told me to wake up in the afternoon.

— Mens Farm (@MensPharm) September 3, 2018

Hey remember that time when you just HAD to have a pair of @Nike Air Jordans and you begged your parents to buy you some? Do you remember what political party you affiliated with or even cared about?

Neither do today's teenagers.

— Jesse Stay (@Jesse) September 6, 2018

Quote of the Day: "I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented." - R. Buckminster Fuller

— John Lusher  (@JohnLusher) September 7, 2018

A Teachers Day story. Once IBM lost a big order. The manager put in his resignation, detailed all his mistakes & then rose to leave. Tom Watson handed his resignation back to him saying, “Why would I accept this when I have just invested one million dollars in your education?”

— Joy Bhattacharjya (@joybhattacharj) September 5, 2018

I made dinner reservations for my wife's birthday and told the host there's an extra $20 for the bartenders if they card her.

— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) September 5, 2018