The easiest decisions to make in life … are the ones where you have no choice.
— AD (@anaggh) March 2, 2017
Surveys say that 60% of married men cheat in India. I guess the other 40% cheat in Thailand.
— Tanvi (@sinpulsive) February 25, 2017
An apology means nothing if they don't stop doing what they are apologizing for. Believe actions, not words.
— ㅤ (@WiseWilbert) March 1, 2017
Btw, the name Sasikala means Moonlight, and she was trying to convert a state into La La Land.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) February 27, 2017
Good tribute from the Oscars.
When you mess up at your job because you were too busy tweeting through it. #Oscars ������ pic.twitter.com/SKlVrq08Vr
— Jessie Karangu ���� (@JMKTV) March 1, 2017
Just another day on Twitter pic.twitter.com/OrFeGRolIT
— Dhunji S. Wadia (@dhunji) March 2, 2017
You asked for it… we brought it back. The Nokia 3310 is reborn. #MWC17 pic.twitter.com/UZfHMHIZid
— Nokia Mobile (@nokiamobile) February 26, 2017
La La Land.
— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) February 27, 2017
Miss Universe.
Donald Trump.
Americans just can't seem to announce the right winner.
Why hello, my arch-nemesis More Foam than Cold Coffee... We meet again
— Rohan (@mojorojo) March 1, 2017
