The only part of My job I really enjoy is determining who wins sporting events.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 26, 2015
If you don't ask, the answer is always No. If you do, there's a 50% chance of it being Yes.
— Ashok Lalla (@ashoklalla) April 27, 2015
Earthquakes are a different kind of terrifying. The earth just... shrugs us off. Things we see as giant human endeavours, gone in seconds
— Rohan (@mojorojo) April 25, 2015
Old dudes pay, young ones stream. pic.twitter.com/Ic49HJhGI4
— Vijay Shekhar (@vijayshekhar) April 30, 2015
Drones were invented in ancient India. Dronacharya was the father of drones.
— Karthik Srinivasan (@beastoftraal) April 30, 2015
We must thank our armed forces, NDRF teams, doctors & all those volunteers who are overcoming every obstacle to restore normalcy in Nepal.
— Narendra Modi (@narendramodi) April 27, 2015
That kinda day when you want to go home to your parents, who will then question you about life so that you can leave home again.
— Ashish Shakya (@stupidusmaximus) April 23, 2015
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