T.O.M. Tweets

What would happen to Twitter if tweeters were asked to verify quotes before commenting on them?

— Madhavan Narayanan (@madversity) August 8, 2013

Yeh Aman kaun hai? Aur Asha uski kaise hui?

— Ajay Gahlaut (@meajay) August 8, 2013

Better get ready. Apparently best time for meetings is in six minutes - research claims 10.38am best, 4.02 worst - are you in one now?

— Laura Kuenssberg (@ITVLauraK) August 8, 2013

Wonder how many tigers are left after that campaign of saving them?

— AD (@anaggh) August 8, 2013

Often one gets so caught up in 'What if...' that one misses out on 'What is...'

— Ashok Lalla (@ashoklalla) August 8, 2013

Why not show soft power and throw millions of Devdas DVDs or something over the border into Pakistan till they surrender?

— Earl of Vadukut (@sidin) August 7, 2013

so how did players know that silicone tape can trick hotspot? players don't have a hotspot camera to keep experimenting. someone told them?

— Harsha Bhogle (@bhogleharsha) August 9, 2013

While mostly it's good to see the glass half full, sometimes it's prudent to ask why the other half is empty.

— Aakash Chopra (@cricketaakash) August 9, 2013

Sequel to Border has been announced. The Defence Minister can now relax. Sunny Paaji is back.

— Satbir Singh (@thesatbir) August 8, 2013

Sitting in a Sales meet, the top two trending topics are: 1) "Communication Gap" 2) "Tum kuch kar nahi rahe ho yaar"

— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) August 8, 2013

When I was a child, it used to be called ID. Now, in the electronic age, it seems to have become eID. Anyway, Eid Mubarak.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) August 9, 2013

Sorry should have said.... RAINTAINED... pic.twitter.com/ATkwCdogbE

— Michael Vaughan (@MichaelVaughan) August 5, 2013

Meanwhile, here's the world's best newspaper advert. #Ashes pic.twitter.com/U3Mr82nok1

— Freddie Wilde (@fwildecricket) August 9, 2013