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If you're a chef, job #1 is 'don't poison people.' Truck driver? 'Avoid head-on collisions.' Journalist? 'Don't get basic facts wrong.'

— Lee Stranahan (@Stranahan) January 3, 2014

there is something so raw and fearsome about watching mitchell johnson bowl

— Harsha Bhogle (@bhogleharsha) January 3, 2014

All single cute women on TL love cats. Or atleast dogs. Kaise chalega?

— Saurabh / SG (@saurabh) January 3, 2014

Too many articles analyzing and predicting "business sentiment" for 2014. Complete overkill.

— rohanbabu (@rohanbabu) January 3, 2014

Is it Happy New Year or happy new year? Now you know. http://t.co/PAaSv2Ym6Z

— Steve Rubel (@steverubel) January 2, 2014

18 years back, 16-yr old Afridi hit a 37-ball 100. Corey Anderson has hit a 36-ball 100. Now up to 18-yr old Afridi to reclaim the record.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) January 1, 2014

I can't eat. I can't sleep. I can't think straight. I wish it was love, unfortunately it's a bloody toothache. #TimeToVisitTheDentist

— Arjun (@DailyDominic) January 3, 2014