Pringles: The only chip company that doesn’t sell air.— Stewie Real Griffin (@stewiegriffinis) September 26, 2014
Leicester 5 Man Untd 3. The football world is sure changing.— Rajdeep Sardesai (@sardesairajdeep) September 21, 2014
An independent Scotland would have taken with it 14 of 28 UK golf courses #thingsthatmatter
— November Rain (@HanneliSlabber) September 20, 2014
Just heard that a Doordarshan anchor got fired for reading Chinese Premier Xi's name as "eleven"! Funny!— Lloyd Mathias (@LloydMathias) September 19, 2014
Maybe Scotland and Iceland should merge off and form a country called Scotchontherocksland.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) September 18, 2014
Cannot wait for India to colonise Mars because fun fact; up there, red tape is just called tape.
— Rohan (@mojorojo) September 24, 2014