All it takes is a fortune cookie to put one's mind at ease. pic.twitter.com/pbWI58RJsu— Ajay Gahlaut (@meajay) January 17, 2017
Once you've accepted your flaws no one can use them against you.— Andrew McCauley (@andymac71) January 19, 2017
I always take the road less traveled because it's the safer option to tweet and drive.— ℳ (@Love_bug1016) January 18, 2017
Girl's Dad- beta aap kya karte ho?— Arjun (@zoomphatak) January 19, 2017
Boy- mein judge hoon
Dad- oh..kaunse court mein?
Boy- uncle mein twitter pe logo ko judge karta hoon.
Lifespan of black buck: 10 to 15 years.— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) January 18, 2017
Lifespan of court case when one kills a black buck: 19 years.
When you help people eat good rajma with your masala, it pays. https://t.co/cBOZEdrb7e— Satbir Singh (@thesatbir) January 17, 2017
There is a sense of efficiency about Kohli sixes. They are never mammoth 100m+ hits. At the same time he hardly gets caught at boundary.— cricBC (@cricBC) January 16, 2017