Forbes Richest Person List:
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 7, 2018
Rank 1 - Jeff Bezos - Shopping.
Rank 2 - Bill Gates - Windows.
Rank 3,898,245,042 - Ramesh Srivats - Window Shopping.
Me: wow that sure is a beautiful car, I'd love to take her for a ride
— thom️ (@Barknado69) March 5, 2018
British guy: innit?
Me: how else would I drive it
Mahatma Gandhi after playing Holi.#HappyHoli pic.twitter.com/li6Y7j8leZ
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) March 1, 2018
Why I have George Clooney on my speed-dial. #SiriNahinSreeChahiye pic.twitter.com/KpWAzsTJSx
— Satbir Singh (@thesatbir) March 5, 2018
And the Oscar for best actor goes to- pic.twitter.com/sc9YZS2iD0
— Swagshank (@zZoker) March 5, 2018
The best murder weapon would be a tupperwear lid because nobody would ever find it
— your bff alex (@psybermonkey) March 5, 2018
When you realize "12345678" is not a strong password pic.twitter.com/2RUwc8pQJy
— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) March 7, 2018